The ‘Roche’ boy and how I looked like a paedophile

I had no idea that this sequel was going to happen. The ‘Wright’ girl and how I messed up was meant to be a one-off. A bittersweet tale. As per usual, the sequel had to pop up and wrap up a story that had already finished beautifully. Oh well. As a warning, this sequel follows the cliché … Continue reading The ‘Roche’ boy and how I looked like a paedophile

‘Father Nature’, crafty evolution and neglected brains

The Second Coming of the Human. You're already hooked, aren't you? Well, I wouldn't blame you. Who doesn't want to know what humans will be like when you're ... dead. Oh. Sorry. That's a sore spot. 'The Second Coming of the Human' seems like a grandiose title but it isn't what it looks like. This … Continue reading ‘Father Nature’, crafty evolution and neglected brains

Capitalism, human garbage and clingy spirits

I have created three IndieGogo campaigns in my lifetime. Three. No, I am not suffering from an illness. No, I haven't created a beautiful invention that seizes the means of production. Am I talented? Well, not exactly. So why? Ha, rhetorical question, bitch. Only I know the answer to this one. I take back the … Continue reading Capitalism, human garbage and clingy spirits

A sweaty handshake, the bear and true royalty

So, unfortunately, I've developed a case of severe writer's block mixed with laziness and procrastination. A deadly mix, if I do say so myself. If it's solved in a similar way to hiccups, I'll be fine. I'll just see if holding my breath throughout typing this does anything. Have some paramedics on standby, please. Anyway, … Continue reading A sweaty handshake, the bear and true royalty

Blocky sirens, drug barons and sad moderators

Now that I have signed my soul away to the devil and become an active blogger [ from my own volition, may I add ]. I've just decided to do something nice and relaxed today while I listen to some mellow jazz. I swear I'm not fifty years old. What's wrong with liking some Brubeck? … Continue reading Blocky sirens, drug barons and sad moderators

Perserverance, vultures and a feisty mob

Today, after the thrill of Valentines, I've decided to discuss heartbreak. Being the stone-hearted, lady-killing, cool guy I am, you must be able to sense that I've broken a couple of hearts in my day. Actually, really only one. I think you'd be surprised to know that I was pretty good with the ladies when … Continue reading Perserverance, vultures and a feisty mob

‘Kick a Ginger’ Day, a wise boxer and guilt

So I guess it's the time of year to write a Valentine's day blog. What presents to buy your significant other, how to prepare for a date, what to dress up as [ any time of year is Halloween if you wish hard enough ]. You know what... NO! I'm not conforming to your social … Continue reading ‘Kick a Ginger’ Day, a wise boxer and guilt

The ‘Wright’ girl and how I messed up

I must say that these stories are going to become progressively more embarrassing as we exhaust the list of stories that I actually tell people. Today, I'm going to provide a treat and dust off an old story which I find incredibly awkward. And what is more awkward than a love story between a fifteen-year-old and … Continue reading The ‘Wright’ girl and how I messed up

Memes, Cringe and Lightening Mc Queen

Ok, ladies and gents! Since it seems like some of you are actually interested in what I have to say, I've decided to expand on my introduction  by telling you some random TRUE stories and see where it takes me. So, I'd say gather round the fire and let me tell you a tale or … Continue reading Memes, Cringe and Lightening Mc Queen

Introduction

Howdy. Nice to meet you, buddy. I think a virtual handshake is in order. Excuse the sweaty hands. Just to put this to rest before it becomes a thing, I can spell sarcasm. I'll challenge you to use your brain and look at my name again. Well, it's a little early to be getting passive … Continue reading Introduction