I went on a retreat of my own volition. I know. I'm just very in touch with my spiritual side. Everybody says it, you don't need to point it out. In reality, there was a lot of white lies that got me trapped into doing this. The illusion pretty much melted as soon as I got … Continue reading The Non-religious Religious Retreat
I had no idea that this sequel was going to happen. The ‘Wright’ girl and how I messed up was meant to be a one-off. A bittersweet tale. As per usual, the sequel had to pop up and wrap up a story that had already finished beautifully. Oh well. As a warning, this sequel follows the cliché … Continue reading The ‘Roche’ boy and how I looked like a paedophile
Before you set foot inside this post, I want you to get off your high horse. Please, don't worry. This is for the best. Just know that I'm going to be questioning everything you've ever believed! It's philosophy's fault. It's using me as a vessel and speaking through me. Blame that. Ok, now that we're … Continue reading Delusion, fake sacrifices and charitable bribes
Blackmail has it's merits! Who knew emotional manipulation could get such good results? What do I mean? Well, I was targeted by a malicious pressure that forced me to... w-w-watch t-two movies in one day. It still hurts to remember. Now, how did this happen? Well, I had planned to see "Logan" with some people and … Continue reading La La Land: Bittersweet charm with music that will leave you reeling
The Second Coming of the Human. You're already hooked, aren't you? Well, I wouldn't blame you. Who doesn't want to know what humans will be like when you're ... dead. Oh. Sorry. That's a sore spot. 'The Second Coming of the Human' seems like a grandiose title but it isn't what it looks like. This … Continue reading ‘Father Nature’, crafty evolution and neglected brains
Well, Elon Musk has really done it this time. I'm all for Space X but, apparently, that wasn't enough for him. He had to go and strike fear into the hearts of the public. Musk is trying to disassemble your reality so that you don't have to. He doesn't feel like the daily stresses of … Continue reading Ethereal bodies, demon antics and pointless lives
Every now and then I think it's nice to hit people with something genuine, so don't be too worried if this slap seems much too honest. It will keep you on your toes, I swear. Now, I don't know why I chose to do this because it's going to be significantly harder. The only thing … Continue reading Ideal paths, transcendence and empty vessels
I have created three IndieGogo campaigns in my lifetime. Three. No, I am not suffering from an illness. No, I haven't created a beautiful invention that seizes the means of production. Am I talented? Well, not exactly. So why? Ha, rhetorical question, bitch. Only I know the answer to this one. I take back the … Continue reading Capitalism, human garbage and clingy spirits
So, unfortunately, I've developed a case of severe writer's block mixed with laziness and procrastination. A deadly mix, if I do say so myself. If it's solved in a similar way to hiccups, I'll be fine. I'll just see if holding my breath throughout typing this does anything. Have some paramedics on standby, please. Anyway, … Continue reading A sweaty handshake, the bear and true royalty
Now that I have signed my soul away to the devil and become an active blogger [ from my own volition, may I add ]. I've just decided to do something nice and relaxed today while I listen to some mellow jazz. I swear I'm not fifty years old. What's wrong with liking some Brubeck? … Continue reading Blocky sirens, drug barons and sad moderators
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